Step 1 – Go outside to put something in the bin.
Step 2 – Realise the bins are on the wrong side of the gate so bring them over, while simultaneously picking up about 5 more things that the kids have dropped round the backyard that need to go in the bin. This is then followed by picking up all the toys until they are neatly stacked against the house.
Step 3 – Unpack bookshelf from outside and drag 101 pieces inside, grab the pressure cleaner and clean the SHIT out of the back pergola area, allowing the moving dirt and sand to drag you out the front where you finish cleaning and then rinse over the car. This requires you to move power points three times and hose locations twice.
Spend 1.5 hours moving outside chairs, sliding the table half way across the pergola area so you can clean behind it, slide it back. Wash over the kids ride in cars as one left a Bounty in the back and it resembles nothing like a bounty. Realise the only fact you know it was a bounty is you can still smell the coconut when the pressure cleaner attempts to remove it. Be amazed at how strong the smell remains and wish you could find equivalent scent for your soaps!
Finish cleaning. Pack up pressure cleaner. Pack up hose 1 and 2, push all chairs back into table, re-plug in fish tank you accidentally un-plugged, wash dirt off legs, come inside and collapse.
As you are reclining in your computer chair re-hydrating, notice the rubbish on the bench you originally went to put outside. Slap forehead.
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